War Starts at Midnight
War Starts at Midnight
#81 - Solo: A Star Wars Story
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or: He has four arms, but his shoulders are his greatest weakness.


Jason Yang (aka Work More or Less / Invisible Element) returns to the Jedi Council for a spirited (and belated) discussion of Solo: A Star Wars StoryPLUS Chris recommends a funky fruit-forward farmhouse ale and a surprise guest drops by!


SHOW NOTES

00:07:20 – Review – Solo: A Star Wars Story
00:18:48 – SPOILERS – Solo: A Star Wars Story
01:01:31 – Beer Pairing: Brettaberry by Wicked Weed Brewing
“Old Friends” – Ben Rector
01:05:33 – Really Rad Recommendations

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The Carpenter Shop: A John Carpenter Podcast
The Carpenter Shop: A John Carpenter Podcast
They Live • TCS-012
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or: Wait, a Pickle?!


Chris & Jacob discuss John Carpenter’s final film of the 80’s – They Live!  You don’t have to listen, but we’re giving you a choice: either put on this podcast or start eatin’ that trash can!


SHOW NOTES

00:01:09 – Prince of Darkness: Revisited
00:08:36 – Review – They Live
00:50:09 – Beer Pairing: Miller High Life by Miller Brewing Company
“I Will Always Be Yours” – Ben Rector
00:55:27 – Really Rad Recommendations

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A great trailer should leave us all longing for more. It can be mysterious or fun, sexy or bad ass – it can be just about anything, as long as it’s engaging.

Earlier this week, I caught the first trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story before a screening of Black Panther. I was more than a little underwhelmed. For a teaser trailer, it dishes out a whole lot of exposition without delivering much intrigue. This is a film shot by one of the greatest young DPs working today and starring some of the most charismatic actors of our generation. Just put that up on screen. Cut the backstory. We already know who Han Solo is. We don’t need to hear where he came from, and we certainly don’t need the trailer for his brand new stand-alone movie to introduce him to us.

The trailer hints at young Solo’s character arc in the film, and it feels alarmingly familiar. This whole “I grew up a young ruffian with a chip on my shoulder, and now I’m gonna be the greatest pilot there ever was. I’ll show you! I’ll show all of you!” attitude is painfully reminiscent of young James Tiberius Kirk in J.J. Abrams’s 2009 reboot of Star Trek.

I was complaining to my buddy Jason Yang (who happens to be an incredibly talented toy photographer who you should already be following) about my reservations with the trailer when I had a stupid and obvious idea – re-cut Solo with James T. Kirk’s favorite song.

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We’re here to watch movies and chew bubblegum – and we’re all out of bubblegum.

Let’s start here: John Carpenter is awesome. If you disagree, please leave. Thank you.

…are you still there? Good. John Carpenter – so cool. He’s the auteur answer to that awesome uncle who collects ’50s sci-fi posters. The man invented slasher flicks, inspired Stranger Things and kick-started Kurt Russell’s career (and mega-mullet)! But what about his lesser-known work? The Dudes are ‘shamed to say we’ve failed in that department…until now!

The Carpenter Shop is our comprehensive examination of John Carpenter’s career – from mainstream hits (Halloween) to cult classics (The Fog) to those gems found at the bottom of the $5 bin (Prince of Darkness). So grab your Rowdy Roddy Piper shades, turn up those synthy jams, and join us for lots of shameless Snake Plissken hero-worship and a bit of critical John Carpenter cinematic conversation.

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How can I hear this fine audio programming?

New episodes are released monthly. Look for them in the regular War Starts at Midnight podcast feed, or subscribe to the exclusive The Carpenter Shop feed via: Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play, Pocket Casts, RSS. Use a different podcatcher? Just search for “The Carpenter Shop”. You can also listen right here on the site.

Where can I watch (insert title)?

Where can I watch (insert title)?

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Below is a comprehensive guide for where to stream, rent, or purchase each film.

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Body Bags (1993 TV) Christine (1983) Dark Star (1974) Elvis (1979 TV) Escape from L.A. (1996) Escape from New York (1981) The Fog (1080) Ghosts of Mars (2001) Halloween (1978) In the Mouth of Madness (1995) Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) Prince of Darkness (1987) Starman (1984) They Live (1988) The Thing (1982) Vampires (1998) Village of the Damned (1995) The Ward (2010)


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TCS001 • The Thing (1982)

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TCS002 • Prince of Darkness (1987)

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TCS003 • In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

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TCS004 • Dark Star (1974)

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TCS005 • Halloween (1978)

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TCS006 • Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

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TCS007 • The Fog (1980)

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TCS008 • Escape from New York (1981)

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TCS008 • Escape from L.A. (1996)

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TCS009 • Christine (1983)

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TCS010 • Starman (1984)

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TCS011 • Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

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TCS12 • They Live (1988)

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TCS013 • Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)

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TCS014 • Village of the Damned (1995)

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TCS015 • John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998)

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TCS016 • Ghosts of Mars (2001)

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TCS017 • The Ward (2010)

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TCS018 • Elvis (1979 – TV)

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TCS019 • Body Bags (1993 – TV)

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How can I get in touch?

How can I get in touch?

E-mail our assistant, Henry Swanson, at pork-chopexpress@carpentercast.com.

Or give us a call at (484) 424-6362.

That theme song is awesome! Who is it?

That theme song is awesome! Who is it?

The Carpenter Shop theme was composed by Philip K. Dickey and his band, Dragon Inn 3.

Name your price for their EP, Ghoul School.

And keep an ear out for their debut full-lenght album, coming soon.

 


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Below are the films for Sept. 16-18th. Though Snowden is a new release for the week, it is still expected to perform worse than two films from the previous week, Sully and When the Bough Breaks, so you can fill three screens with Snowden for less than the price of one screen showing Sully. …Poor JGL.

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